Modern Wingwomen can serve both their male and female amicis, and while the methods for doing so are slightly different, when done correctly, the results are spectacular.
Being a WingWoman for one of your girlfriends is alot of fun, but it does require fitness + stamina. Try to get plenty of sleep before a holiday / night out with your Top Gun. You are going to need alot of energy.
By following these basics, you girls are in for a great night out Enjoy !
1. If you are on an Italian island, a good WingWoman will facilitate a great terrazzo party at your villa before the evenings festa. During the day, it's the WingWomans responsibility to make friends with the locals on the beach and neighbouring boats, ensuring a good mix of amici's old and new at the terrazzo party that evening.
2. As WingWoman, it is your job to advise on outfits for the evening. You are likely to receive silly questions like "Is this too much leopard print?", "Is this too much gold?" By now, you should know that there is no such thing as "too" anything. You may have to remind Top Gun of this on numerous occasions.
3. An outfit change is required between Aperitivi and Festa. Remember...there is no such thing as "too" anything. Ensure Top Gun Glam's up !
4. It's time to move on from the terrazzo party to the Festa. At the Festa, ensure your Top Gun is well hydrated at all times by potential suitors that are vying for her attention.
6. The festa may be taken up a notch as the tequilas go down. It's your job to take photos of the evening. It may not be easy at the time, but we've found that photographic evidence helps piece together the missing parts of the evening at the following mornings debrief session. Trust us and keep snapping.
7. We find that memory seems to go to sleep (without you!) around 3am, just as the festa is going up another notch. You may forget the names of your Top Gun's suitors so this is when extra photos need to be taken. This time of their ID.
8. Suitors who are not appropriate for your Top Gun must be dissuaded asap. Tell him that Top Gun is a lesbian. And she's with you. You may encounter silly suggestions, the milder ones being something like "I love pretty lesbians".... Be firm... Tell him that you don't like to share.
9. After the festa, a morning debrief is essential and particular attention should be paid to health and wellbeing. Fruit is a must, and from previous PG tips you should know that this can be found in Campari drinks and limoncello.
10. Relive the festa through the photos you so diligently took the night before. These (especially the ones of the ID) will be extremely helpful in assisting your Top Gun decide which suitor to choose.
Pat yourself on the back for yet another solid WingWoman performance.. Rest up... It's highly likely your services will be required again in the very near future.
Saluti ! x
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Luv tip 6!
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