Sunday 1 August 2010

PG Tip: Dating...How to transform the "Walk of Shame" into the "Stride of Pride"

It's happened to the best of us.
After a Big Festa, you decide to have an impromptu dance party back at your bf's/gf's and wake to find that you are without Ammo (toiletries, lingerie, your Sunday best).



With a tiny bit of planning, and a little bit of effort, you can turn that Walk of Shame into your most fabulous Stride of Pride.

Before your next night out:
Step 1: Ensure all handbags / clutches in your posession have two tiny permanent fixtures.  Lipstick and vial of perfume.

The Morning After the Big Festa + Dance Party:
Step 2:  Fragrance your clothes from the night before with the perfume that you have so diligently packed in your handbag/clutch.
Step 3:  Shower.  Wash hair if it was a particularly energetic dance party.
Step 4:  Moisturise.  Ladies, you may have to use your mans anti-wrinkle face cream all over your body, but it's never a bad thing to have less wrinkles on places such as your calves.
Step 5:  Deodorant:  You may have to borrow your bf's 'Lynx' or the like, but keep in mind this is just for the short term.
Step 6:  Dig out that Lipstick from Step 1. Glam up. Don't be shy.
Step 7:  Drape yourself in that sweet smelling outfit from last night and put on a huge smile.

Put on some great music while your dance partner cooks you breakfast.

On your way out, borrow a pair of sunglasses.  The bigger the frames, the better!

By now, you will be feeling + looking fabulous !  One issue you may encounter is that now you are looking so glam again, your bf/gf may wish to have another dance party before you go...  It's up to you...

Stride with Pride onto your next destination knowing that you played a dynamite Away game.



Should you wish to take the Stride of Pride up to the next level, there is one thing you can do to make sure your next away game is an even greater success.

Encourage your bf/gf to purchase a motorbike.
Next time, you can make the journey to your next destination via the Ride of Pride 


Happy travels !

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you forgot 2A: when having your hot hot shower, hang your clothes up in the bathroom for extra steaming i.e. less smell and wrinkles! then 2B spray.

xx m